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German Midget Laughing at Camel
Watch in reverence as this untitled classic black and white film unfolds it's heart breaking tale before your very eyes. To this day, cinematic majesty of this magnitude, has not been surpassed. Contemporary Directors such as Speilberg, Lucas, Zemeckis, R. Scott and Cameron could all learn from the master artisans of celluloid such as Werner Herzog who authored this timeless masterpiece. This recently reclaimed historical work, depicts the transcendence of the human condition as it breaks the bonds of the fragile super ego in Everyman. We are given ,ever so brief, a precious glimpse of mans' inner struggle with self indulgence by the skillfully rendered contrast of the ethereal "requiem de Camello" against the capacious back drop of the hero's calamitous genetic derision.
*** NOT!! ***
It's just some crazy midget laughing at a camel for three minutes while it takes a dump!!
But hey, what else are you going to watch at 3am when you are stoned off your ass, other than Boohbahs, Scooby Doo or reruns of little House on the Prairie? So before you hit replay, head to 7-11 for some water and some munchies. No really go ahead, you know you are going to be watching this crap over and over for hours.
Did he stop laughing yet at the left? Hit replay why you decide what you want more, Wassabi Funyuns or Banana Twinkies. Dude definitely get the water and some more brew and some apple sours, but I don't know about the garlic cheese dogs , they gave me the shits really bad last time, Oh must get a bunch of beef chimichangas.
Man I think I heard some one knock at the door , did you hear that?
What were we doing bro? Ah yeah, let's watch that cool midget dude trip on the camel again. Midgets are cool, they remind me of the DMV.
Remember that time that guy got stuck in that elevator and passed out because he was claustrophobic , or no , it was like, yeah he had that thing about heights, ah Arachnophobia.
Damn Aren't you going to the store man, I'm getting seriously hungry and my mouth is so dry.
Dude did that camel just take a dump? Back that up , and replay it.No, no just hit the button and move the little red bar on the bottom. No just hold the button down and back it up. Never mind man just restart it from the beginning.
Righteous hacker's cough, you think the little dude got that from smoking too many Camels? "Mama said life is like smoking a pack of cigarettes, you never know when you are going to see a Camel take a dump." Are you still reading this crap, when are you going to the store? I have this mondo crave for some Jack n Box Tacos. Dude they deep fry that shit, the whole taco, cheese, lettuce, meat,shell and all. Man I got to take a killer leak, like pause it a second, I'll be right back. Common just pause it I have to go, my teeth are floating. Way not cool dude, that isn't funny.
Watch in reverence as this untitled classic black and white film unfolds it's heart breaking tale before your very eyes. To this day, cinematic majesty of this magnitude, has not been surpassed. Contemporary Directors such as Speilberg, Lucas, Zemeckis, R. Scott and Cameron could all learn from the master artisans of celluloid such as Werner Herzog who authored this timeless masterpiece. This recently reclaimed historical work, depicts the transcendence of the human condition as it breaks the bonds of the fragile super ego in Everyman. We are given ,ever so brief, a precious glimpse of mans' inner struggle with self indulgence by the skillfully rendered contrast of the ethereal "requiem de Camello" against the capacious back drop of the hero's calamitous genetic derision.
Did I just restart the description or the film? Is that little guy looking at me? He must be because I am the only one here. I'm just going to order pizza, you still got your mom's check book? It's totally fine, the delivery dude won't hassle it as long as you put a big tip on the check for him, like $4 or $5. How about Jalopenos, onions, pepperoni and anchovies. Ok, you don't know what your missing, but I'll leave pepperoni off of one half if it disgusts you so much man.
Dude the phones ringing, who's calling at this hour? I bet it's your idiot friend Jeremy. Dude, he's an idiot, any one who thinks Shirley MacLaine isn't still a smoking hot babe, is a douche. Yes the old gal from Steal Magnolias, the one that dies. Oh, yeah that's the one I ,meant Julia Roberts. She was so hot in Foreskin Gump. I love that movie, I've seen it like twenty or thirty times, bro.
That camel makes me think of Moose Head, get a sixer of that instead, I haven't had that since High School. Whoa remember those times. Yeah, I know what you mean bro, those were the best seven years of my life...
Etiketler:[] [laughing] [german] [midget] [werner] [herzog] [classic] [cinema]
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